Thursday, December 23, 2010

NEW WRITER COMPETITION (MUST BE NAMED RYAN OR BE WILLING TO CHANGE NAME TO RYAN)

It's been a month, we're all over Ryan being dead by now.

What I'm not over however, is potentially losing this blog, which is the second most important thing in the world to me. (I love you too Katamari).

I came up with an ingenious plan to save the blog. I just have to find another bloke named Ryan, and bingo-bango blog is saved yeah.

Our first entrant in the Ryan replacement contest is Ryan Flanagan, who has agreed to guest write this entry.

"GUEST WRITER" by Ryan Flanagan

Thanks Brent for the wondrous opportunity. Ryanandbrent is still one of the top Gemcraft related search topics on Google, so a chance to take over for Ryan "boring and dead" Dungavell is one I don't take lightly.

Being a ghostwriter is serious and so I did a lot of research on Ghostwriter to prepare. I call it "Ryan's Ghostwriter Review."

The show is called Ghostwriter, and like he's not a scary ghost or anything, no he was just hanging out in a book in Jamal's basement waiting for someone to open the book and stuff.

My favorite episode was the one when they had the community garden, and some people got sick and that, and some rabbits died, what happened, poison in the ground it looks like. I can't remember if it was natural, or someone put it there or something but it was a mystery.

Tina and Alex kiss for the first time, but he's not sure if she likes him still, Gabby is sick, not because of jealousy, she doesn't like Alex it's still mostly the poison.

Even though he's dead Ghostwriter he can still do all sorts of stuff and like helps the children solve the poison mystery, I think he might write a book or paint them a picture to help them solve it or something and then in the end their tomato harvest is great.

So the moral of the story is, you know, even if you're dead like other Ryan, you can still solve mysteries and win awards because it won some awards and that. Might've been an Oscar.

I wasn't really paying complete attention, but like I said, it won some awards so it must have been pretty good...ummm. 9 out of 10.