Monday, October 31, 2011

Beard Present: The Gift that Keeps on Growing (Act 2: The Sordid Tale Continues)

Boy character: It's not the end of the world. We can dip into our New York trip savings if need be TO SAVE CHRISTMAS!

Girl character: No, absolutely not, I've been waiting to go to New York for over a year now, we already had to postpone it twice, the first time to pay for your surgery after you swallowed Lego.

B: Totally looked like a Sour Patch Kid wearing a plastic hat.

G: And then again after you fell for that Internet scam.

B: They said my Paypal password had expired and to tell them at Paypall.com what my new one should be! That was just some clever thieving on their part. Fool me once and all that.

I know the real secret reason you want to go to New York City that bad...to be the very first person to eat New York Fries while IN New York. But if you just let me blindfold you I can go to the mall Food Court and you can just pretend you're eating Fries in Manhattan.

I'll regale you with soothing New York sounds and smells. *Honk honk, beep beep. Aaaa-ooooga*

I will have to stop drinking so much water to get that authentic New York urine smell though.

(Ka-blam urine smell test reference all ova' your face KYLE.)

I mean, you did go to the Ontario College of Imagination and Imagination, it's high-time you put your degree in Fine Imagining to work.

G: No dipping into New York money, that's final.

B: Boooooooooooooooooooo! (Halloween ghost reference y'all!)