Killer Whales are misnamed.
It's not really fair if you think about it.
When you hear the name "Killer Whale" it makes you think of a remorseless killing machine whale.
The type of giant whale that enjoys cracking sea turtles shells open. Or laughs while dragging bottlenose dolphins deep underwater until they drown. Or a pod of whales playing DDR right after tipping over ice floes to force baby seals into their mouths.
Of course that's not even close to reality.
Orcas are actually dolphins not whales. Please refer to them as Giant Killer Dolphins from now on. Also, they would be awful at DDR, they are far too large to work the pad thing. Everything else was true.
1 comment:
I tried to confirm your claim that killer whales cannot play DDR, but a google search led me back here...
I don't think the reason they can't play DDR is due to their size...I mean Vince was able to play it with relative ease (hahaha you see what i did there?)
but in all seriousness I think the major disadvantage would be the fact they have flippers instead of limbs...that and they would never be able to understand the concept of video games...killer whales are not that inteliigent
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