I have a confession guy who twice visited our blog from Munich, Germany....I don't know how to beat Level 34 on Gemcraft. I don't really know why our blog is so high on a Google search for "Level 34" Gemcraft. German word for sorry.
In fact, the truth is that I gave up on Gemcraft after Level One and then just got Pinkag to fake Brent-related Gemcraft glory with MS Paint. But hopefully this newer Brent-related Gemcraft ruse got you to spend more than the zero seconds you spent on our page last time around....and it would also be nice if it lifted us to number one on Google searches for "Level 34" gemcraft.
This post is the first in an entirely new direction for Ryanandbrent. I'm planning on focusing all of my content on the things that people from around the world use as search terms to randomly pull our page out of the morass of blue link thingies.
Well except for the guy from Nottingham, England who found us through a search for: 14 year old boys in speedos pics....I'm not quite desperate enough yet to purchase a Speedo, wax my body down to hairlessness, and then get Ryan to take pictures of me from the collar-bone down in a Brent-related Pedophile Ruse...although I'm probably closer to that desperation point than you'd think.
Anyway, let's cut to the chase...ATTENTION RANDOM PEOPLE FROM SUCH EXOTIC LOCALES AS KOREA, GERMANY, ENGLAND, THE UNITED ARAB EMIRATES AND NEWMARKET: Look if you're going to stumble upon our blog and find it completely does not suit the needs of what you searched for.... the least you could do is tell us we suck via comments.
To up the ante, I will only feed my new pal Goldy III on days when we receive comments about the 34th Level of Gemcraft from people in Munich.
How do you like that pal! Now not only are you stuck on Level 34 and mana-deprived with various monsters digitally scrolling closer and closer to the part where you lose, but you also now have a non-virtual-ticking-fish-death-starvation-bomb on your conscience as well. Not even the mighty Octagon gem can save you from that.
PS Build sufficient monster killing gems so that your gems kill all the monsters before they reach the end of the level.
Although to reiterate, the real monster you should be concerned with is the monster of "a lack of gratitude to Ryanandbrent." Or as you Munichites like to say "Das FishKillerin."
6 comments:
you're gonna kill my.... er... your... fish?! OH THE HUMANITY!!! NOT SNOWFLAKE!!!!!!!
and its PinkaG thank you very much.
maybe i should sign off with my own link so as to mooch off your leaving visitors ;)
i am bored and you have failed to entertain me with your lack of new posts. for shame.
who wants to be in a movie???
I gave you two whole posts last month. You New Years Resolution should be for that to fulfill you for the rest of the year. WILLPOWER
As for the movie...it depends, what's my role? If the answer is anything other than grumpy old man who sets out to fulfill his list of things to do in his life before he kicks the bucket then probably not.... you'll probably have to settle for old Rainy Driving Pants Mcgee, Morgan Freeman.
RIP Goldy III. Das Fishkillerin has struck again.
WHAT?! YOU KILLED HIM?!?!
wait... i should've read the date on that...
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