Sunday, November 2, 2008

Important Moving In / Daylight Savings Time News

So I just moved into my tiny apartment in the city so I can start my new job on Monday.

Obviously I am a very important guy with very pressing matters on my mind.

Namely:


OFFICIAL PETITION TO REMOVE RUFIO AS LEADER OF THE LOST BOYS

Dear Fellow Lost Boys,

Times have been good `tis true. They have also been splendid. But cannot times be better? Are we forced to measure these times under the leadership of Rufio with adjectives? What of verbs, I ask you. I always thought if I was leader the times would be glitter.

So it is with the wish of future glory in mind that I call for a general election (Topical reference to American Election on Tuesday +300 Points)

Yes, an election for the leadership of the Lost Boys. I have as the following my multi-step platform for why Brent would make a much better leader than Rufio Hussein Hook-sama

(Possible reference to Barack Obama`s name? This is all very unclear. Was Rufio of mixed-race in that movie? Does that enhance the reference? He looked kind of Asian I guess....but like a really tanned Asian guy. Uhhh 150 reference points.)

Reason the first: Offical Campaign Chant “Brent, yeah Brent, Brent is the best leader the Lost Boys could have, yeah Brent, `cause he`s the greatest and a real Mav.....erick. Brent!”
Much more catchy than “Ru-fio! Ru-fio! Ru-fio!”

(Wait is that Maverick line a reference to John McCain? Is this supposed to be pro-Obama? Forget this I`m out of here, Love, the Brackets Reference Point-Giver Guy)


Reason B: Our Crocodile Boat has fallen into terrible disrepair under the rule of Rufio. Have you guys listened to that thing? It`s always making these really annoying click-clock sounds. Some of us are trying to sleep on here. Namely, Thud Butt. ZING!!11

{Yes! Finally, it`s Curly-Brackets the Back-up Reference Point Giver`s Time to Shine!! 3 out of 5 stars}

And lastly Reason III: Captain Hook told me if I could lure you all onto his boat as slaves he would give me both a treasure chest and that I could replace Smee as back-catcher on the Pirate Softball Team! Run Home Brent! Run Home Brent!
Um let`s see, fake reason....I need a fake reason....um, I have a comprehensive health care thing that will prevent deaths by being stabbed with swords.....which according to Wikipedia is how Rufio will die. See! I`m caring even to my stupid, fatherless, soon to be enslaved/stabbed opponent.

Remember VOTE BRENT `08!!! YES WE PAN!

{They didn`t have computers in the Peter Pan Universe, nor could they see the future, so that doesn`t make sense.... 0 stars}

[It makes less sense that the blog entry would question itself ]

{Wait.. what, who are you?}

[I`m Square bracket, the bracket reference who gives points to bracket references, now you know how it feels. 1 out of 5 brackets]

5 comments:

Brent said...

During a sluggish Raptors start last night.

Jack Armstrong: Gotta establish number four here, get Bosh a touch here.

In the background Sam Mitchell`s voice: O`Neal! O`Neal!

Matt Devlin: And that`s what Sam Mitchell is calling out for.

Raptors proceed to run a post-up play with Jermaine O`Neal who kicks it back out to Calderon for three.

Anonymous said...

Not even close to your worst work.

Still, only 3 out of 10.

Anonymous said...

my head goes kersplode from reading that

Anonymous said...

The same thing happened to the Incorrect Comma Usage Point Giver.

My condolences go out to Mrs. ICUPG and their three, kids,

R,I,P ICUPG

Anonymous said...

Hook came out in theaters over 17 years ago, real topical entry.