ACT IV SCENE II. Another room in the castle.
Enter HAMLET
HAMLET
Safely stowed.
ROSENCRANTZ: GUILDENSTERN:
[Within] Pikachu! Pika-Pika!
HAMLET
What noise? who calls on Hamlet?
O, here they come.
Enter ROSENCRANTZ and GUILDENSTERN
ROSENCRANTZ
Pikachu, Pikaaaaachu!!!
HAMLET
Um, I assume you're asking me what I did with the dead body? Well, I compounded it with dust, whereto 'tis kin.
ROSENCRANTZ
Pikachuuuuuuuuuuuuu, Pika!!!
(A lightning bolt erupts from Rosencrantz' tail, it singes the curtains and gives children in the first two rows seizures.)
HAMLET
(Whispered) Seriously, what's going on, Guildernstern pick up the slack for Rosencrantz.
Guildenstern! The body is with the king, but the king is not with
the body. The king is a thing--
GUILDENSTERN
Jigglypuff jiggaly puff. Jiggaly jigglypuff. Jiggly Jiggly. Jigglypuff Jigglypuff Jigglypuff Jigglypuff.
HAMLET
Forget this, I'm poisoning myself early.
A dead march. Exeunt, bearing off the dead bodies; after which a peal of ordnance is shot off
AND SCENE....
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I was going to relate the story of how I am dumb and stuck the paper backings of my expensive privacy screens onto my windows instead of the screens themselves....but instead I thought bad jokes about a four hundred year old play, and a ten year old video game was the only way to follow up an entry of bad jokes about an eighteen year old movie.
You heard it here first.
mother of Pearl... i am so confused.
funny story about sucking...
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